January 30, 2006
Stay away from me FATTY!
A "It makes people feel more comfortable to think that obesity stems from lack of control," Whigham said. "It's a big mental leap to think you can catch obesity."
In the mean time, it's probably in your best interest to stay away from fatties. Fortunately, they can usually be outrun, unless they're so fat that they're already on some sort of self-propelled electrical chariot 24/7.
And if you're unfortunate enough to be having any kind of "relations" with a fatty, it may be time to come clean with your friends and own up to it. Unfortunately, this may mean that you are now dead to them.
Contrarily, we can attempt to round up all the fatties and put them into some sort of containment area. If we somehow constructed a giant buffet in Montana they might all come. Then we can seal off Montana till we find some sort of magical "cure" for being fat.
Posted by Bryant at January 30, 2006 05:15 PM