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January 30, 2006
Stay away from me FATTY!
A "It makes people feel more comfortable to think that obesity stems from lack of control," Whigham said. "It's a big mental leap to think you can catch obesity."
In the mean time, it's probably in your best interest to stay away from fatties. Fortunately, they can usually be outrun, unless they're so fat that they're already on some sort of self-propelled electrical chariot 24/7.
And if you're unfortunate enough to be having any kind of "relations" with a fatty, it may be time to come clean with your friends and own up to it. Unfortunately, this may mean that you are now dead to them.
Contrarily, we can attempt to round up all the fatties and put them into some sort of containment area. If we somehow constructed a giant buffet in Montana they might all come. Then we can seal off Montana till we find some sort of magical "cure" for being fat.
Posted by Bryant at 05:15 PM | Comments (0)
January 25, 2006
Three Great Men on Broke Back Mountain
So I haven't gotten around to seeing Broke Back Mountain. It just doesn't seem like something I would enjoy watching. I don't like cowboys and I don't want to watch two dudes doing it. I think George Bush agrees with me.
Larry David doesn't want to watch Broke Back Mountain either, but for differing reasons. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Posted by Bryant at 12:20 AM | Comments (1)
January 24, 2006
24 sucked this week, but Jack is the man
So pretty much the entire episode this week sucked. The whole episode was just conversation between people, awkward moments, and no action. Where was the suspense, the explosions, the death of terrorists? There was more action in Yahoo Photos today.
I'm wondering if its because the producers blew all of their money on the 4 action packed hours in the premiere. At least Jack saved the day in the end with his little fight with the assassin.
Speaking of Jack, They have thrown together a top 30 list of random facts about Jack Bauer. Because it is so new and so similar to The Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, you'll notice a few duplicates, but there are some might good gems in there.
Enjoy.
Posted by Bryant at 11:46 PM | Comments (0)
January 23, 2006
Lovely hard Drive Crashing Sounds
Major Nerd Alert here. I've experienced several broken hard drives and one of the best indicators of a broken drive are the nasty sounds that they make
On their support site, Hitachi has listed several wav files of different hard drive failures. Some of them might make you cringe, some of them might make you laugh, some of them might make you cry. The sound files are at the bottom of the page.
As a joke, I could imagine assigning some of these wav files as system event sounds on somebody's pc.
Posted by Bryant at 12:58 PM | Comments (0)
January 21, 2006
Lost?
not to worry its probably cus you missed an episode somewhere along the way. this site has all the episodes ready to watch for free! enjoy.....
note: in order to watch them you need to register for their boards.
Posted by Jesse at 02:47 PM | Comments (0)
January 19, 2006
Why Zeke?
why did sawyer call mc gainy / mr. friendly : zeke is tonights episode of LOST? zeke was the shaggy muppet from back in the day. scroll half way down this page to see his pic. they look alike....
sorry i couldnt find a pic...
Posted by Jesse at 03:34 AM | Comments (0)
January 18, 2006
Try not to Flood Kraft's site
Looks Like Kraft is getting a little Krazy.
They're offering DDR pads for free. Free as in no purchase required, but 9.99 to cover shipping and handling. RUN don't walk.
And here are the requisite DDR related videos:
Fat Kid doing DDR
DDR at a wedding
Posted by Bryant at 09:08 AM | Comments (0)
January 16, 2006
TV + Sex = 0
a recent study found that having a TV in the bedroom decreases your amount of sex by %50... and i thought it was called the boob tube???
Posted by Jesse at 07:55 PM | Comments (2)
January 11, 2006
Chuck Norris Responds
So you've probably checked out the chuck norris fact generator .
Apparently, so has Chuck Norris. Really who didn't see this coming. Because "Chuck Norris sees everything" and "Chuck Norris Invented the Internet". He's posted an official reply on his website.
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
Posted by Bryant at 03:48 PM | Comments (1)
January 06, 2006
Now what are hippies supposed to do?
So now hippies , AKA Tree huggers, look like they might be in a bit of a bind. While they're not busy showering or properly grooming themselves, they're normally out doing things like hugging and planting trees, telling everyone how everything they do causes global warming, and burning SUV's.
Now Stanford environmental scientist and physicist, Ken Caldeira, has released a study that shows that forests may actually contribute to global warming. Apparently, The forests do a really good job of taking in the Sun's energy, absorbing it, and releasing it as heat. In one of his studies where he covered much of the northern hemisphere with forests, he saw the temperature go up about 3 degrees celsius.
Maybe finally those hippies will stop all their complaining about this global warming farce and go get a job.
Posted by Bryant at 01:49 PM | Comments (1)