April 01, 2005
USA will cease to exist in 2007
April fools!
Uh. Wait this guy is actually serious. A Koran scholar says that through analysis of the Koran, it is said that the U.S. will be hit by a major tsunami. The asian tsunami was just a "rehearsal." Because the US is such a superpower, this will disrupt the entire world economy. Therefore, having the US be such a superpower is a bad thing.
I only wish this were a joke. Hopefully by 2007, I'll have my terrawind and I'll be impervious to any tsunami.
Posted by Bryant at April 1, 2005 01:24 AM