December 13, 2004
Honest Gay Abe?
A new book to be published next year claims that Abraham Lincoln not only freed the slaves, but also took it in the pooper. "The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln," will be published on 1/11/04 by a Simon and Schuster press.
In it, the book claims that a Abraham Lincoln led this secret life of rampant homsexuality. This is based on letters between him and another man, and the fact that he was roommates with another man. Based on this evidence, if you've ever been to college and had a same sex roommate, and if you've ever written an email to another person of the same sex. Well, there's a good chance that after you're long gone and dead, that people won't remember your life for freeing slaves, but for biting the pillow.
Why write a book like this? I would say people who write books like this should be shot, but apparently C.A. Tripp has already passed away. Now that the original author as passed away, the Co-author is pleading with the printer not to print the book because, surprise, it's full of things that were just made up by C.A. Tripp.
It just seems stupid to try and rewrite history to make yourself feel better. It's such a gay thing to do.
Posted by Bryant at December 13, 2004 10:24 AM