August 19, 2004
Bear goes on Binge
In a clear indication that taking mass quantities of beer into the woods is a bad idea, campground workers at Baker Lake Resort, outside of Seattle, found a black bear passed out at a campground after drinking 36 beers.
The article says the bear must have been a "beer sophisticate" because he chose Rainier Beer over Busch beer. If you've ever tried Rainier Beer, you'll know that this "journalist" has never had Rainier Beer before. It comes in a can that's straight from the 80's minus the can tab, and it tastes about the same as deer piss.
Apparently the bear didn't have enough and returned to the campground the next day, they ended up catching him by baiting him with doughnuts, honey, and more beer.
In related news, Labatt is still looking for their missing mascot.
Posted by Bryant at August 19, 2004 09:57 AM
Comments
how did he open the cans? and how once open how did he drink them without it all just spilling on the ground...
Posted by: Jesse at August 19, 2004 01:25 PM