July 23, 2004
I can't think of a Batter Idea
Seeing sluggish sales in their stores, Krispy Kreme has looked to alternative ways to generate sales. Apparently people have begun to realize that the carb loaded, sugar drenched, fried snacks aren't that good for you. This has resulted in a period of less donut sales.
After mulling over what to do, they have decided to move from doughnuts into the beverage area. However, because they are a doughnut shop and they are idiots, they have decided to make a donut flavored drink.
There is no excuse for this ridiculous irreverant behavior. Krispy Kreme has clearly jumped the shark on this one. This heralds the end of Krispy Kreme. I can think of a million different things they could have moved to that would be better than this:
A Doughnut BLT.
Chicken Pot Donut
Hot Pocket, Donut edition
Splenda Donut
Meat Donut and along with Meat Donuts come MeatHoles or Meatballs
A beverage that doesn't taste like donut.
Baked not Fried Donut
Grilled Donut
Olean Donut
Tofu Donut
I could go on forever...
Posted by Bryant at July 23, 2004 05:20 PM
Comments
such blasphemy. the reign of krispy kreme shall never fall...
Posted by: Edwin at July 23, 2004 06:26 PM