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July 29, 2004
I, am afraid of Robot
Seriously guys. We need to stop this. I've posted endlessly about all the dangerous road we march down by continuing to make robots faster, smarter and stronger.
But I may be too late. Brazilian scientists who are known worldwide for their bleeding edge innovation in drugs, have now announced that they have made the world's first electronically controlled crab. That is correct. Add on to your list of things to be afraid of and add a premium to your health insurance, Bionic Crabs are on their way.
In a blatant attempt to scare the world as an upcoming superpower, Brazilian scientists have shown how they can control the mouth of the crab. If they had a fleet of these crabs that could eat on command, imagine what would happen. I can't even begin to imagine the horror.
Posted by Bryant at July 29, 2004 10:06 AM