April 27, 2004
Lasers on your retina
Ah yes. The technology needed to becoming a personal cyborg is finally falling into place. I'm estimating that in the next 5 years i will be stronger than Johnny 5 or the T-1000. The BBC is reporting that the technology for implanting images on your retina using a "high tech monocle" that shoots lasers into your eye is already in use in the auto industry and the military and is making its way to commercial grade electronics. Now previously, I was opposed to shooting lasers into my own eye, but if I can have a full display directed onto my retina wherever I go, I think I'll take it. Imagine, reading the internet anywhere anytime.
Now all I need to get is:
- The OQO as a replacement for my neural network processor, a learning computer.
- Get a wireless headset for my cell phone.
- get robotic legs
- get a super cool robotic outfit.
- get a tivo for all my robotic activities
Leave any other robotic necessities in comments.
Posted by Bryant at April 27, 2004 02:01 PM
Comments
Bryant! have you learned nothing from my experiences with the VirtualBoy? Shooting lasers in your eye may seem fun at first, but in the long run, its not worth it!
Posted by: Noah at April 27, 2004 07:03 PM