February 22, 2004
Wisconsin is killing itself...
This story takes place in Milton, Wisconsin about 20 minutes from my hometown. I'll summarize this article where a Wisconsin man gets his eye shot out by advising readers on what not to do:
1. Don't sell guns to ignorant people.
2. Nobody really needs to own a bowling ball.
3. If you play in a junkyard you'll poke your eye out.
4. Don't shoot at random things while you're drunk.
5. Don't shoot at hard things that ricochet bullets, see rule 2.
6. If someone is shooting at hard things that ricochet bullets, don't stand next to them.
Posted by Bryant at February 22, 2004 08:41 PM